I beg to differ! Grandma can do whatever she wants!
GRANDMA WAS BORN THIS WAY! WITH A SMOKIN’ HOT BOD.
So, maybe Grandma is going through a midlife crisis after all?
THE CAT REALLY DOESN’T CARE THOUGH SO I GUESS IT’S FINE.
Oh, Grandma, you so silly.
Madlibs #3: (drunk) Driving Tips
Driving a car can be fun if you follow this sneaky advice:
- When approaching a grandma on the right, always blow your cheater.
- Before making a black turn, always stick your penis out the window.
- Every two thousand miles, have your Bernadeen (Bethany’s mom) inspected and your door checked.
- When approaching a school, watch out for drunk dicks.
- Above all, drive quietly. The hair you save may be your own.
And afterwards, the girl left.
This guy kept sending me invitations to his “wedding.”