I beg to differ! Grandma can do whatever she wants!
GRANDMA WAS BORN THIS WAY! WITH A SMOKIN’ HOT BOD.

So, maybe Grandma is going through a midlife crisis after all?
THE CAT REALLY DOESN’T CARE THOUGH SO I GUESS IT’S FINE.

Oh, Grandma, you so silly.

Driving a car can be fun if you follow this sneaky advice:

1. When approaching a grandma on the right, always blow your cheater.
2. Before making a black turn, always stick your penis out the window.
3. Every two thousand miles, have your Bernadeen (Bethany’s mom) inspected and your door checked.
4. When approaching a school, watch out for drunk dicks.
5. Above all, drive quietly. The hair you save may be your own.

And afterwards, the girl left.

This guy kept sending me invitations to his “wedding.”