It’s 5 am and there is nothing better to do than dress as a thug, reppin’ hot pink and run around tumblr. I was originally was just going to sit and read conversations, because that is always funny. So, I went to one of the schools and the first thing I come across is this…

which made me think I made the right decision in picking this place. WRONG. I walked into one of the classrooms and took a seat like the good student I was posing to be and found out what I would be learning about.

But I just went along with it because I thought this person was kidding. SHE WASN’T. SHE WAS SERIOUS. I JUST STUMBLED INTO A CLASS TO LEARN ALL ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER. She went on about songs. Mostly because I told her I demanded to know every song he’s ever sang. Then she just starts rambling about toilets.

In the meantime, I saw this…

So I left Jbiebz 101, and went to where they were serving alcohol to minors. But I just came across this girl…

She just sat in the tank. Relaxin’, ya know. Then she told me school wasn’t about learning and I figured she was disciplined by being forced to be the classroom’s pet. ALSO, I GUESS SHE HAS A SLEEPING WATCH MAN TO PROTECT HER? I DON’T EVEN KNOW.

Habbo is all sorts of drunk right now.

And so I sit and slurp my empty Sierra Mist and keep saying, “Grandma’s here!”

So I’ve been banned for 5 hours.
To get her back, I made a new account, found her, became her friend, then stalked her and asked her really dumb questions like, “Do you like Justin Bieber? You look like someone that would love Justin Bieber.” and “You love Edward Cullen but not Justin Bieber?”

She just kept telling me how she was going to burn them alive and bury them with the Titanic….
She was weird.